
Me: please god please don’t sit me next to a fan who doesn’t know them and doesn’t get the jokes please please i’m BEGGING you please.
*le sits in seat*
Fan next to me: lol hi
Me: hey, what’s your favourite song from the album?
Fan next to me: oh, i haven’t listened to it, but i like those two main songs you know
Me: oh, right, okay…
Fan next to me: lol what’s this thing with carrots why does every fan seem to be obsessed with them i dont get it what is that? is it to do with niall and food or something what is it?
Me: 